I want that Donald Glover bloke to be Spidey in the reboot.

HOWEVER … I also want Spidey to be gay …

That or a FTM transgender (I think that’s the term, I forget) who likes men.

Mary Jane Watson will be replaced by … Michael James Watson, Spidey’s Hispanic mustachioed love interest.

Make it happen.

(I’m aware that all of this may come off as sarcastic, but it’s not meant to be sarcastic. I think it would make for an awesome reboot)